Skinners

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Nov 162005
 

A Diva Review. . .

SkinnersWe would like to introduce you to a new product called “Skinners”. A Skinner is an innovative decorative fabric that fits skintight over your motorcycle helmet acting as an outer skin and has been tested up to speeds of 100+ MPH. Skinners allow riders endless options to accessorize their wardrobe, match their helmet to their bike or match their partner’s outfits. Skinners allow groups of riders the ability to match one another’s helmet covers to identify their group, team, fraternity or company as a unified group of riders. Skinners currently has over 60 different styles and colors to chose from. Many riders have helmets that have endured endless dings, dents & scratches and have attempted to cover those scratches with the only option available to them, which were decal stickers. With Skinners you can Skinnerize any helmet to look brand new. Skinners will be featured in “Motorcycle Showcase Magazine” which is sold in ten countries around the globe.

SkinnersWeb Site:   www.buyskinners.com

Email:   paulstokes@buyskinners.com

Phone:   1-866-686-2600

If you’re interested in becoming a distributor or retailer or just want custom Skinners made – give Paul Stokes a call. Tell him a Diva sent you!

Harley-Davidson Humor

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Nov 042005
 

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?”

“Yeah, that’s me…” said Arthur.

“Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can’t run without a road?”

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, “Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of woman?”

God said, “Ah, yes.”

“Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.”

1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

“Hmm, you may have some good points there,” replied God, “Hold on.” God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

“Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!”